Friday, June 8, 2012

We are Analytic Guy not a PERV!!!

Coming back from the final exam? Exhausted aren’t you?

Take a break… Have a Kit Kat

Have Some…

OK to the topics today… looks what I found.

Reading my body language books… I gain one crucial thing…

As a guy… it’s a tough thing for us to search for things in the closets or in the room... 

Usually we just yelling and said “Mom!!! Where’s my stoking? ” … 
“Where’s my charger?” and “where’s my underwear?”

When our mother’s come… she will find in a blink of eyes… 
at first I was … what kind of sorcery is this? I have been looking for an hour… 

and then I think it must be because she the one who arrange all the stuff inside the house so it’s logical she know where is it…

But all the above reasons such as sorcery or that kind of logical thinking not entirely true although some of mothers in the world there are sorceries and witches but no. 
Most of the mother are not witches and there don’t need to memorize all the stuff inside the household. 
Why you ask me?

Women have peripheral vision but men have tunnel vision… 

so women all over the world… please… please… don’t blame us if we cannot find our own socks… there’s a scientific reasons for that. 

You don’t get me?

Here some picture…

Ok… peripheral vision simply said is women can look at things wider view inside their head without even look at it. 
For example… her eyeball facing the face but actually she’s looking at that guy’s hand and feet. 
Wow…amazing right.  For us guys that ability is awesome… if you know what I mean.

Our mother can look wider that us guys because of their wider vision. They can check all areas without moving their head.

Tunnel vision for guys however have a literally tunnel vision… focusing like a binocular that women never have. That’s the reason why men is a better hunter and soldier that women but please women… please understand us… most of us men always caught red-handed looking at the place that women thinks us as a pervert

To be a good analytic person, looking at the entire body to check their personality is crucial. So not all of us are pervert, we may just check your feet or your hand. It’s our tunnel vision that makes us obviously looking at checking like a pervert.

We are created by Allah … men and women… that’s another one reason why men and women need one another.  So stop same gender-marriage please… urgghh…. Disgusting!!!

Thursday, January 26, 2012


In virtual world nowadays, if you went offline means you r caught in rural areas or jail or even worse deaths.
In my case I went to rural area damn right… camping.

Went to jail…? Yup… exam period kind of jail…

Death…yes… lose interest kind of death... Found awesome RPG game and got addicted.

Nothing serious… just camping made my face black n full of pimples.

Exam period adding more pimples and stress

Addicted to game made my eyes red and shrinking my face

If I got picture of me before all this happen I will show it but I don’t have it. I do have picture of me now.

But fortunately… all things happen with good thing come forward.
Camping made me happy with extra-large group of friends… they are all good husband kind of guy. Seriously not my kind of friend’s type but still we match well together.

Exam period suffering made me have more confident in exam… wish me got good results. Amen.

Lose interest to virtual life for a while and turn to RPG game somehow avoid me watching bad stuff and saving my 5G limit in my broadband. Fuuh… all went well.

But the most shocking new that keep me awake from the day I noticed the true is… jeng..jeng..jeng…..
I inherited bAldness hairstyle form my grandfather and my uncles… I am going to look like our Malaysian PM Najib. Argh!! Things that you cannot change… just accept it dude!!


*M.I.A - missing in action
*RPG – role play game

Friday, September 16, 2011

superman vs loner guys

dialog 1
 loner no 1:    I wanna be a loner forever! can't I?
 superman:   no you cannot... whatever happen you cannot.
loner no 1:    who gonna stop me huh? you?
superman :  yourself
loner no 1:   huh???

superman explaining ...
                 human definitely a social creature... they cannot live all alone in this world.. they are being created like that. you got no choices. medical reports showed that people who talking and playing with others... socialize i mean... live longer in terms of health than lonely people. loner people face greater chance to get ....
                                                           heart attack , cancer , influenza & etc

people who got divorced more likely to get cancer, diabetes , tibi , suicide than people who happily married...  huh?? why you ask me???

one more... hallucination + mental problem more likely attack those loner...  for example ... all the american soldier who got prison in vietnam become insane...
                                                         don't be a joke or joker

dialog 2

loner 2 :       but i like doing things on my own... its easier and better than doing it together
superman : is it so? are you sure?
                     watching movies alone is better? playing basketball alone is better?
                     doing stuff and business alone is better? are you really sure?
loner 2:        i guess so... superman stop asking me so many question... arghh..
superman : hahaha..:D my habit lol.. ok experiment this by yourself...
                     try watching a funny movie alone and with friends...
                     compare your behaviors during than time.

                    according to me the superman and the researchers...
                    only 15% of our laughter
                    come out because of the jokes ... 
                    the other 85% because of the people around you.

superman explaining again....
so you will be happier and better while socialize with others than being alone. its a fact.
the reason why we a healthier when we socialize is we tend to laugh and smile.

thats the reason.

its simple in words but complicated in science parts.

smile and laugh cause a huge electricity turn up the fun part in our brain sending another huge power to every part in our body. this powerful stuff kills bad cell and make your body brighter like a lamp.

try this... in 3 months.. try never smile or laugh...
 instead try to make a horrible sad face for 3 months.
we will see your face changes for forever... your facial structure will change uglier i mean.

                                                     after 3 years no smiling
                                                 after 3 years to much smiling

so the conclusion my fellow readers.... get a lot of friends and meet your families frequently.
being alone is a dangerously hazardous...

smile  :D                     laugh :P                     play :O                 don't be sad yeah!!!

Sunday, August 28, 2011

yeaah.. raye...

after 30 days fasting without complaint. we the muslim going to celebrate our winning days after ramadhan.

i got full mark for fasting...  i feel sorry for the ladies since they never got full days fasting. haha.. sorry.

without further due while waiting for the old man to announce it at tv...

sorry for everything.. zahir wa batin...

selamat hari raye... and happy national day too..

Monday, July 25, 2011

HOW? to get your EX back...

now its come to this part huh... i'm actually don't prefer this topic but still these should be interesting. 
i read quite a few books and article and most of them have the same similar steps and technique...

rather than telling us how to get our EX back they keep telling to avoid things that usually people do to get their Ex back... in my opinion... its actually also useful if you searching better guy of girl with these kind of techniques.

ERROR #1: Over Dose the Nice Part 

guys... please... don't do this. women actually think nice and good guy equal to boring guy. its their nature... girls like adventures and dramas all the time. breaking up part of it and don't ruin your machoness..  

men however really like nice and good girl but not just to them but to others like to evaluate seeing how you interact with others.   so girls.... play hard to get to your EX is a good things.

ERROR #2: Being needy and DESPERATE

ohohoo.. this is annoying and actually keep your far away from your EX. no way your EX will like it... moving on guys... keep it cool.  think it as a rite of passage. both gender please keep it cool. its actually helping your EX to keep thinking about you. you being needy stress him/her out.

ERROR #3: Doormat syndrome and giving them power

its actually a psychology term for someone who just breakup.malay term... tempat lap kaki. "please i will do anything for you i will never look to someone else just please come back to me" dangerous to girls . you might end up at the hotel. you must have your self respect dude.

ERROR #4: Gifts, Call, Text, Wishes

its doesn't build attraction at all. these are things that actually not your EX want to... they actually want a new spark and attraction that make him/her wanna be with you again. things that make him/her miss you so much. things that make him/her regret leaving you.

ERROR #5: not keep it cool and no strategy

its a war people... its even harder than playing chess actually or any PC game. one mistake and you are dead and outta from the war. keep your head straight and let's revive our potential and charms. get back your power of love. keep it armed and loaded.

there must be a reason why the hell he/she leaving you. if you can ask him and investigate yourself the true reason. if the reason is yourself being pathetic, change yourself to be a better person... if the reason because of someone else... you still can win it. if it because of things that you cannot change ... you have to move on even if its hard.

if the reason is things that you can win it, lets check our weapon then.  

you have to remember... attraction.  women an use the play hard to get.. make him jealous moves.. if he still got the heat on you. he will regret losing you.

men...  become a great awesome and famous guy... make every girls craving for you. she will feels miserable leaving you behind dude.. 

but still... remember... rather than chasing someone that leaving you.  its better meeting someone who really care for you. its all happen with a good reason.


Monday, July 18, 2011

Man's Kryptonite

since most of the readers of my blog are women. so i wanna share something that i guess women must like about it.

man's kryptonite... 

every creation have weaknesses except for someone you know who...  human being exactly have the biggest weakness caller desire ... or lust or whatever you like to called it.   there have stage or hierarchy for desire... first and the most desirable for all human being is food... its vital.  
 let me give you the logic of it.. why food?  food is main source of all desire. when a human being in a hungry mode the only thing they will think of is food.  when a man is hungry in extreme mode. even he saw a sexy and hot women he will feel nothing except hunger.  i actually experienced that honestly.  when i am fasting even i saw a sexy women i cannot feel anything. even i wanna get lustful its just cannot happen since my stomach are empty. no energy for desire. its truth and dont call me a pervert. im just an honest guy who telling you the true damn it.

the fact is desire's source of energy is food.

so whats the relation with man's biggest kyptonite??

women out there... listen to me.. to get man listen to you.
make them full with delicious foods and they losing...
but not yet lost.
the kyptonite itself is you.   WOMEN.

napoleon the french explorer with the biggest empire fall down because of a women.
donald trump the richest guy ever once fall down because of a women
suhaimie si kacak fall down from a bicycle once because of a girl... hehe

its true that women can be men's greatest kyrptonite but women also can be men's biggest sunshine.
so its cool.
bill gates the microsoft owner become the kindhearted guy because of his wife.
Muhammad the Prophet motivated by his wife Khadijah
suhaimie si kacak become awesome once a upon a time ago because of his mother.

so women out there... you know our secret but surely choose your path.
either to PROTECT or to DESTROY ... either AUTOBOT or DECEPTICON. 

you choose your path.. i love you all.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Chakra , Chi and Human brain

well ..well...well...  there is a girl keep bugging me for new post in my blog.. so since she keep asking then i try my best.

do you ever met a person that when u saw them u felt calm and bright just by seeing this person without any reason??
do you ever felt some aura in a person that you can't explain it by word??
do you wanna know the reason???

i have been reading a lot and a lot of theories come out from it... but i just like one theory that really exciting.
do you ever feel something awesome and relieved after doing a good thing??? treat your hopeless friends or helping a person in needs maybe...
i'm going to be an engineer so lets get professional and scientific here. shall we?
our brain and body not just consist of merely organs, blog and etc, etc.. but also a lot of electrical charges with positive and negative ions. there all come out from the big brain of yours.

lets say our body is a machines and foods are the fuels that runs it.
the brain as a controller and the source of charges but what are the fuels that runs it????

ever thinking about it huh??
from scientific researched by by bla..bla.. bla.. boring stuff doctor... whenever human do a good deeds like helping people or even praying.. laughing and smiling happily... this cause a huge electric charges inside the freaking big brain of yours. but not just merely a charges but a positive charges.
but somehow when we do bad things or bad stuff what so ever like breaking someone hearts or killing some cats on the street and burn it you might produce a charges too but a negative one. of course with some adrenaline rush and other hormones as well.

so how about all the question i ask before...??? well... its related of course. im not some dumb who merely asking a question like that.
well you see...  chakra and chi is the usual word for a ninja or a chinese kung fu master said but its all the same as reported haha... well i dont know about ninjutsu in naruto anime but chi is definitely related to this kind of things. few people have tricks to increase their positive charges inside their body such as chinese kung fu master said... "be calm and cool my students" or in islamic perspective that also include by that bla..bla..bla.. scientists that when muslim praying and read the quran their positive charges increasing depends on the muslim concentration in what they do.

one more thing electric charges can increase or decrease depending on what we do.
thats explain why muslim being asked to pray 5 times a day. its logic dude...
so thats brain 101 for you all... hahaha

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